Funny sms; 9386 messages
Husband:Aaj khana tumhari Maa ne banaya hai ?
Wife:Haan par apko kaise pata chala ?
Husband:Roz khaney mein kaaly baal milte hain aur aaj sufaid mila hai.
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Husband:Tumse shadi kar k mujhe ek baat ka to fayida huwa,
Wife:Konsa ?
Husband:Mujhe apne saarey gunaahon ki saza dunya mein hi mil gayi.
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Pathan apne dost ko mobile de kar: Oh yara hamara Girlfriend ko sms to kardo ?
Dost: Tum khud Q nahi likhte ?
Pathan: Oh yara hamara Writing kharaab hai na isliye.
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Ghulami Mai Na Kaam Aati Hain Shamsheerain Na Tadbeerain
Jo Ho Zouq-e-Yaqeen Paida Tu Kat Jati Hain Zanjeerain
Happy Pakistan Day
Long Live Pakistan
‘Azaad Pakistan ke Nalaik Nojawano Agar Aaj Valentines Ya Friendship Day Hota To INBOX Full Hota Chalo! Jaldi Se Utho Or Sab Ko Wish Karo. HAPPY Pakistan Day’
There Are Some Unforgetable Days
In The History Of Any Nation…
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Ek Scientist ne Mera Brain Wash kia or phr Pocha:
Tmhe ab b koi Yad hy?
Me na Apka Nam lia to wo hans k Bola:
Kuch VIRUS kbi khatam nhi hote.
Miss u my frnd.
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Height of being Hygienic:
A Computer Science student washing his hands with Dettol
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after removing a Virus from his System ;)
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IF U lovE sum1 donT keeP him iN uR hearT!
keeP him oN uR naiLs!
So iF U Fail iN lovE,
don’t breaK uR hearT!
JusT cuT thE naiLs!
......DatS Y girLS keeP lonG naiLs. . .
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1 Paagal Aadmi Ne Doosre Paagal Aadmi Ko Fone Karke Kya Poocha . ..??
Socho Socho . . .
"Abe . .Tera Fone Number Kya Hai..??
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True bravery is to arrive home …
fully drunk..
a late night out..
and mom waiting with a jharu
in hand and you ask
“hey mom, abhi tak jaag rahi ho.”
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Sardarji & his wife going to city in auto.
Driver adjusted miror.
Sardarji shouted you are seeing my wife.
Go & sit back. I will drive auto…:D
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TEACHER: Kashif, give me a sentence starting with “I”.
Kashif: I is ……
TEACHER: No, Kashif. Always say, “I am.”
Kashif: All right… “I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.”
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Sardar: I hav’nt slept all nite in the train.
Friend: Y?
Sardar: Got upper berth.
Friend: Y did’nt u ecchanged?
Sardar: oye, there was nobody
2 exchange in the lower birth..
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Dil ka dard dil torrne waley kiya jaaney,
Pyar ke rivajon ko zamana kiya jaaney,
Hoti hai kitni takleef larrki ko pataney main,
Ye ghar pe baitha larki ka baap kiya jaaney
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Jab barish hoti hai, Tum yaad aate ho.
Jab kali ghata chaye, Tum yaad ate ho,
Jab bheegte hain tum yaad aate ho,
Bataoo Meri umbrella Kab wapis kro ge
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Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen
and he is eating the cake I made.
Banta: Whom should I call now,
Police or Ambulance?
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